Fellas, let’s face it when it comes to clubs and courting: good game is a dime a dozen nowadays. Men who have to constantly spit G every second of the convo just to get women into the sack must have a hard life (no pun intended) for having to do it just to have a chance at the women he desires for that particular evening.

Anything less means coming up mighty short. Again, no pun intended.

The 5 worst ways at GSA (getting some a**):

1. Following the girl just to approach her for convo
This is a complete no-no no matter what city, state, or country you reside in. By following the girl all over just to finally get in her earlobe and yell out that you’ve been trying to catch up with her all night means you have completely left yourself open for all sorts of “desperate” thoughts. And who knows how many others have heard that same line all night?

2. Just One Dance?!?!?!?!????????
In normal life, if the lady isn’t dancing, it must maybe mean she does not want to dance. If that is the case (and should be most of the time), then why would a man continually ask a girl to dance or for a dance, knowing she does not want to? Chances are, if she wanted to dance, she would already be doing so…. with another guy.

3. “Lemme put some T-Pain on my s**t” ……… um, no
Maybe some women out there strictly gear up in their best outfits to make sure the line of men at nightclubs will buy them a drink. But independent women who have decent credit and know how to money-manage their shoe game will gladly turn down your offer for a drink on them, and rightfully so: in today’s culture of drink spiking, powdered pills, and date rape drinks, can you fault them for just saying no?

4. Take the L like a man
There are some nights where you can be the best looking man in the venue. Then there are other nights in which, let’s be real, your best A-game just isn’t enough.

5. Wrong Equipment
They say you can never tell whether a woman has a man on her mind or the man’s sister instead. As good as she may look, and as ‘normal’ as she may appear to be, there is a chance that maybe she….. just wants what you want to. Only difference is the both of you are likely going to chase after the same woman.